We write chocolate-bar-sized posts, about happenings, subjects, and topics. Our content is meant to be humorous, it is meant to loosen the sphincters of our readers and reduce indigestion. It should be mellow, fair minded, truthful and inoffensive (other than ribald scatological references).
Who uses a laptop on the pot? Watching a movie in the bathtub we've seen, but we don't recommend that (could make for an electric time). We see our readers seated on the porcelain throne, phone in hand (and then we shut the door as you scream "Get out!"). Write your post with the small screen in mind.
As adults we have so little time to ourselves, away from the pressure of work, social life, kids and responsibilities. Cherish those moments of solitude, and seek to brighten those moments for others. If you love a topic, you write better, and we love reading it.
Offer sources to support your post. Include links to articles from other outlets, sites to gain more information, and media rich content. Many life changing decisions have been made on that golden seat of relief.
Have you found a deal? A lifehack? A really cool way to prevent your poop from smelling? Share it! We call it "bite sized reading" because it's not just about the news, it's about ideas and products that work.
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